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Eternity

48 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 53

I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “

Corey

61 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 45

Teach me Thai and I'll teach you English

Ex military veteran who likes to travel and learn about different cultures. I enjoy the outdoors, boating, camping and hiking. Would consider making Thailand my home.

Charles

59 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 60

Peaceful/Strong

I am Charles and I am here for one thing. To find my woman.

Johnny

56 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 32

Looking for my partner in crimeand sole mate.

I love classic movies traveling I have a large ranch and I live alone. I'm a publish writer engineer and pilot. My tagalog is not very good as of yet. But, I'm working on it. I love the Philipines for its beauty and family style culture.

Mick

28 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 19 - 35

Just testing this out

Joshua Ramirez

68 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 38 - 57

Joshua

Serio sincero amable

JET EDD

29 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 45 - 99

Lamar

42 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 23 - 40

Byron

44 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 23 - 41

Darrell

57 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 42 - 58

Mark

30 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 19

Young and successful.

Athletic and easy going.

William

40 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 39

Derrick

54 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 31 - 50

Nick

37 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 21 - 38

jai

44 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 35 - 50

Hello!

good , easy to get along with other..

Lee

51 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 26 - 45

Stuart

58 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 31 - 51

Raymond

61 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 34 - 52

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