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Eternity
49 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 53
"A Fly girl - Boogie Boys"
I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “
Moshe
69 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 44
I am looking for my soul mate.
I am a kindhearted, sensitive to others wants & needs, easy going, hard working, gentle, truthful, honest, optimistic, considerate, responsible, trustworthy, loyal, devoted, romantic and passionate man. I am understanding and non judgmental. Family c
John
49 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 50
Wanting serious relationship.
I am John Bottoms, I am here to look for someone for a serious relationship and have and family with. Am currently working and am from Wichita Kansas USA. I take pride in my 2002 Pontiac Firebird and like working on cars. I love kids and someone who has them is ok for me. I love to meet someone who wants a family. Message and ask anything you may like. Thank you.
Jerry
69 • Lawrence, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 38 - 53
I live a simple life.
I am very simple, easy going, patient laid back; compassionate, trusting, open minded and a good listener. I have divorced a long time, I raised my kids, they are very independent and successful adults. I would, however, love to find someone to share the joy of life with, travel with and hopefully marry. I don't play games don't drink or smoke and I am very open to any questions.. If this sounds interesting to you, drop me a note
Corey
61 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 45
Teach me Thai and I'll teach you English
Ex military veteran who likes to travel and learn about different cultures. I enjoy the outdoors, boating, camping and hiking. Would consider making Thailand my home.
Angel
39 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 36
Dana
64 • Salina, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 59
Life is wounderful :)
Every day is a good day! Some are are better than the other ones.
James
47 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 42
Graduated from Stanford University working in U.S.
Multiple business Owner and Entrepreneur
Luzon
55 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 49
Spiritual Journey
I'm 53 was born and raised a Muslim. I have 3 beautiful children 24, 16, 13 two daughters and a son. I write poetry, love nature, and enjoying life and being submissive to Allah!
Shane
44 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 32
Hi..
Hi, I am out to see who is here.
Daniel
51 • Lenexa, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 50
Howdy
Humble and Hard-Working
fred
69 • Salina, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 50
looking for soulmate
hardworking, funloving just looking for happiness
Victor
41 • Topeka, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 29
Hi.. Im a little short, noo fat, im very athlectic
Hi.. I enjoy many sports and the outdoors, really cycling for travel!
Charles
69 • Lawrence, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 39
Kris
39 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 34
Hard working man looking for love
I spend much of my time managing a restaurant. I keep myself in decent shape year round. I love music, books, and food. I would like to find a good woman who I can treat well and be treated well in kind.
Justin
43 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 55
Looking for a partner
I'm just a country boy
Jose
58 • Topeka, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 47
Very layback person
Traveler Teacher
Jeremy
53 • Leavenworth, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 45
I'm a retired Army Ranger looking for true love
im a retired Army Ranger who served in Iraq and Afghanistan looking for a beautiful woman who wants to have a little fun and enjoy my companionship and have a long-term relationship with me basically my soulmate
Charles
59 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 60
Peaceful/Strong
I am Charles and I am here for one thing. To find my woman.
Jon
40 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 39
Looking for a serious woman to grow old with.
I am a nice man looking for a nice woman.
Eugene
65 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 58
I am nice!
I am quiet. My Line: patrickhenry
Dale
59 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 46 - 62
Looking for a nice lady
I like to stay active
MEALS
65 • Hays, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 56 - 77
OLDER , 76, US
I AM 76. LIVE IN CENTRAL US. HAVE BEEN TO CHINA, JAPAN. VIETNAM. WANT SOMEONE CLOSE TO MY AGE. AM STILL IN FAIRLY GOOD SHAPE.
Alan
65 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 40 - 63
Looking for the real thing
Hi! I'm Alan from midwest USA. 59 yrs old and wanting someone for serious relationship. RU interested?
Johnny
56 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 32
Looking for my partner in crimeand sole mate.
I love classic movies traveling I have a large ranch and I live alone. I'm a publish writer engineer and pilot. My tagalog is not very good as of yet. But, I'm working on it. I love the Philipines for its beauty and family style culture.
Mick
28 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 35
Just testing this out
James
45 • Derby, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 48
Mr.
Nice guy.
Camilo
48 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 26 - 45
Camilo 
Im do remoldin end mecanic
mitchell
31 • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 31
im mitchell
im 31 years old im a single i live in wichita kansas i have 2 dogs i live with my mom and step dad i love watching sports and sports news i play in special oylmpics i play basketball bowling track&field and soccer and softball
Todd
64 • Hays, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
worked 7 days a week now Retired Truckdriver loves being outside and wom
Joshua Ramirez
68 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 38 - 57
Joshua
Serio sincero amable
Ricosuave
46 • Garden City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 55
Prince charming seeking his everlasting love!!!😍
I am known to be very sweet loving outgoing very down to earth sincere humble great sense of humor passionate affectionate good head on his shoulders charming honest very romantic and open minded!!😃😃
Jason
48 • Manhattan, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 43
Paul
55 • Manhattan, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 48
love
love
Charl
31 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 26
Kind, caring with love deeper than the ocean !!
Responsible, respectful, confident, romantic, caring and a good heart. Willing to show love.

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