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Eternity

49 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 53

Smoke: Do smoke

I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “

Rafael

39 • Miami, Florida, United States

Seeking: Female 20 - 34

Smoke: Do smoke

Seeking a Partner in Crime

Busco persona seria y responsable para cuidar de mi casa (viviendo en mi casa y siendo mi mejor amiga/compañera) Excelente salario $3000 mensuales Para mujeres de 20 a 35 años (solteras sin hijos)!!!! Vivo en Miami, Florida, Estados Unidos. H

Daniel

58 • Charlotte, North Carolina, United States

Seeking: Female 35 - 55

Smoke: Do smoke

A simple man looking for honesty and integrity

I am a 58 yr. old man with five grown children. I worked in restaurant management for a long time but no longer do that. I had a stroke February 1st, 2024. and have been taking care of my mother, who suffers from dementia, for the last six years. I am visiting Thailand for the first-time next May. I'm an easy-going guy who just wants to live peacefully, have fun and spend time with someone special. I am not married so that is something I would like to do in a couple of years.

corey

48 • Houma, Louisiana, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 50

Smoke: Do smoke

seeing what is out there in the dating world today

I've never been to Thailand and only plan to go to meet someone special,I'm divorced hard working and a honest loyal kind and faithful man that is just ready for more of what the world has to offer, I'm a simple man that enjoys the little things in

zach

63 • Seattle, Washington, United States

Seeking: Female 41 - 55

Smoke: Do smoke

looking for the woman of my life

nice, like music (pop & rock), like sports, beaches, walking in nature. I am educated and had a good career, and now feel I will retire soon. I feel there are some nice places Central and South America to retire. I have seen already most of Southeast Asia and can happily live in Thailand, phillipines, Indonesia. I speak good Mandarin, and some Thai, and would consider living (at least November to April) in all of those countries. I'm polite, quiet, sometimes funny. Nice guy. I hope you can be honest too, since this on line dating can be difficult.

Marc

58 • Miami, Florida, United States

Seeking: Female 27 - 49

Smoke: Do smoke

Goals are important.

I spend considerable time working on myself, making improvements, physically, and mentally. I believe in self improvement and setting goals. I usually accomplish any goal I set out to do. One of my main goals right now is to find the right woman. When I find her I'll put a ring on her hand, and make it official. Life is too short to play games. I'm in good physical shape, I go to the gym and try to eat healthy. God has blessed me greatly, and I'm thankful for everything I have. The only thing that's missing is my woman.

Brian

40 • Carlsbad, New Mexico, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 39

Smoke: Do smoke

I follow Christ all Women I love so much very much

I a Man take full responsibility and accountability of making every woman that live’s in my world that they are “Wanted Needed, Respected, Secured, Trusted, And always “Loved!” I Brian Bannister will take on that responsibility and accountability to

Bry

30 • Oxnard, California, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 18

Smoke: Do smoke

I'm looking for a real wifey & bestfriend 18+

I live a peaceful lifestyle. I go to work happy which doesn't feel like a job at all. Come home happy, experience hobbies in the technology field like virtual gaming and training for nursing. I work in the Healthcare field, I have a passion to help a

Erich

61 • Orlando, Florida, United States

Seeking: Female 32 - 58

Smoke: Do smoke

ENTJ-A; adventurist, jazz lover, and beach bum.

My primary love language is quality time. Nothing says I love you like giving your undivided attention to the one you choose to love. Love language test results; I want to spend time with you, serve you and touch you to express love for you. Quality time 30% Acts of service 27% Physical touch 23% Words of affirmation 13% mean; communicating your love, appreciation, and respect for another person. Receiving gifts 7% mean. I pride myself on giving thoughtful gifts; I most appreciate it when meaningful gifts are given to me, and I cherish them.

Evan

31 • Saint Louis, Missouri, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 26

Smoke: Do smoke

Hi there!

Hi there! My name is Evan , and I'm an adventure-seeking, fun-loving guy looking for someone to share my adventures with. I love exploring new places, trying new things, and pushing myself out of my comfort zone. Whether it's hiking through the mount

Michael

56 • Fairfield, California, United States

Seeking: 18 - 71

Smoke: Do smoke

Genuinely nice person.

I'm a big fan of honest communication and fidelity. I've never struck a woman in my life and I don't do that negative criticism thing, however sometimes constructive criticism is necessary for positive growth and enlightenment. I'm ardently seeking M

Michael

35 • Saint Cloud, Minnesota, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 35

Smoke: Do smoke

i dont have time for games im looking for a seriou...

Hey im Michael im a libra lol. I Love old school music I make hip hop and RnB beats. Ive been told im very outgoing and animated definitely a class clown personality lol i do like makin ppl laugh and being silly. Life is to short and serious so i hop

bill

70 • Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States

Seeking: Female

Smoke: Do smoke

seeking a lover...that lasts forever...my wife...

I am home alone and need my lover to make love to me all day long and I will please her as well....several times a day....and we will cook together, and do lots of things together......You won't like this; but, YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY YOUR OWN WAY TO GET HERE...I am not a wealthy man...I'm actually poor by most standards over here, but I enjoy what I have and can live on the little money I get....I just need a woman in my life....I live simply...and am frisky, randi, horny...whatever you want to call it....come help me....

David

64 • York, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 43

Smoke: Do smoke

Truly searching for the last love of my life!!!

I am a very loving, caring & faithful man truly searching for my last & only love!!! I guess you could consider me the teddy bear type, always wanting to be close, to cuddle,to touch, to let my lover know without any doubt that you will always be the only woman this man wishes to be with...

Derek

37 • Whittier, California, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 23

Smoke: Do smoke

;D well hello

Hello my name Derek! I am here to find pen pals, new friends, travel buddies, and most of a serious relationship that can lead to marriage. I wish to share my love and passion with some one. If you want get to know me better just write to me 💘

Jeff

65 • Alton, Illinois, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 29

Smoke: Do smoke

Looking serious long term relationship

Hi, I'm seriously thinking about relocating to a rural area this year. I just joined so right now I'm just checking things out and will be updating my profile and adding some better pictures. I'm still figuring out how this site works. I've already s

Daniel

43 • Jackson, Mississippi, United States

Seeking: Female 23 - 55

Smoke: Do smoke

Disabled Combat Veteran looking for something.

Hi, I grew up in an EXTREMELY small town in America. It is extremely conservative while I am more progressive in my beliefs. I WAS in the US Active Army for 3.5 years with 2 combat tours to Iraq. Then I went into the National Guard for 3 years but wa

Joseph

63 • North Providence, Rhode Island, United States

Seeking: Female 32 - 52

Smoke: Do smoke

Joey. B

I love. the outside in any weather. I. pretty much love. all sports. I like holding hands, kissing in public. Like this women is. mine I'm proud of her. I enjoy the female body, the small of a women's back. I. know how to work all the girly parts. Ha Ha

Jimmy

27 • Atlanta, Georgia, United States

Seeking: Female 19 - 34

Smoke: Do smoke

Hello 🤗

I'm 26 and basic normal man. I looking for understanding and new experiences. I want to leave American because I feel like a outsider within my own country. I just want to look for different perspectives and seeking a culture that is full of history.

Two Hawks

41 • Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 39

Smoke: Do smoke

Hopeless romantic looking for something serious.

I'm 5'11" or 180cm im 280 lbs. Tan complexion, dark hair, short beard. Native American, Scottish. I'm a bit of a nerd. I like movies, gaming, anime, I love to go traveling and try new things. I have a full time job as a machine technician. I have 2 v

Scott

45 • Eugene, Oregon, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 40

Smoke: Do smoke

The last of the good guys

I'm a Christian, love Jesus and my goal is to grow in faith everyday. I'm even tempered and have a good sense of humor. I'm not an angry or stressed out person. My one son is grown and has a family of his own. I love dogs and I'm allergic to cats. I

Mike

58 • Bangor, Maine, United States

Seeking: Female 35 - 43

Smoke: Do smoke

boo

been there done that looking to be someones ticket to the states I recieve heathly amount of military disable and ssi for something I keep under control and do smoke medical hemp but not a pothead figure I might well be up front out the gate

Ed

43 • Los Angeles, California, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 31

Smoke: Do smoke

Buscando companera de vida

Estoy buscando pareja. NO PIERDAS TU TIEMPO PIDIENDO DINERO O MANDANDO FOTOS DESNUDA U OFRECIENDO VIDEOS. Soltero, no hijos. Laboralmente me va bien, busco crecer aun mas. no me gustan los perros, prefiero los gatos. no soy religioso. Me con

Christopher

46 • Bakersfield, California, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 43

Smoke: Do smoke

Aleksmart

Honest,loyal,funny, witty, smart ass, thoughtful, stands up for what I believe in .will die defending m up family. Hard working father of 2 . Know what I want and not afraid to go and get it. Love outdoors cooking being creative and spending time wit

michael

50 • Houston, Texas, United States

Seeking: Female 26 - 44

Smoke: Do smoke

Hello, My name is Michael andrew Moser

I'm a Texas American, I'm a Artist an Poet, i make a living working in Nursing home. my dream is to come to Thailand to paint and writer great poetry. I think Thailand is the most beautiful place ever. I would like to meet a beautiful women some day

Harmon

65 • Dothan, Alabama, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 60

Smoke: Do smoke

Looking for a good woman

I'm just average, love working, ranch farm life. Not into crowds, city life. Kids grown, and now I realize loneliness is here. Want to start a new ranch, and new life. I'm very independent, loyal, bit stubborn, and set in my ways. like old trucks, 7

Vernon

58 • Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States

Seeking: Female 29 - 50

Smoke: Do smoke

Hola Chicas! 🤣

I am recently divorced and just starting to date again. Live in Albuquerque, NM but travel some for work. My youngest son is a 20 year old college student and lives with me. My Oldest is 22 and is trying to get into medical school. Estoy estudiando español, así que perdóname si mis textos no tienen sentido. I have an old soldiers sense of humor, so I apologize in advance for offending anyone.

David

68 • Franklin, Massachusetts, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 60

Smoke: Do smoke

Hard work never hurt anybody

I am semi-retired working part time. I have many talents. I can play 3 musical instruments, carpenter, light plumbing, light electrical work, auto mechanic, Career Dry Cleaner for 38 years, Now I work part time as a machine maintenance mechanic for a manufacturing company. I love astronomy looking at the stars, I can fix just about anything I have tools that can fix other tools, and large hard-working hands but with a soft touch. I am as strong as an ox. I clean up after myself. I am trying to quit smoking, but it's been very hard without support maybe you can help. Don't have one religion but I do believe in angles. I love science, nature, animals, spicy food and ancient temples of history all over the world.

jeremy

36 • El Cajon, California, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 41

Smoke: Do smoke

Doesn't anyone read profiles anymore?

Very open don't be shy to ask me anything, like to learn,love nature and animals, prefer to live off grid, about 80% of the time I am quiet..real quiet, prefer to listen and observe, [ the most important,I accept everyone for who they are and I will

Bob

33 • Cherry Hill, New Jersey, United States

Seeking: Female 21 - 27

Smoke: Do smoke

Looking for the right girl

I’m a gentleman at heart, but enjoy indulging in some playful teasing and joking. I value family, hard work, respect, strength, kindness, and lightheartedness. I’m focused on my career and determined to be successful so I can provide a good life for my future family

Wes

31 • Seattle, Washington, United States

Seeking: Female 24 - 30

Smoke: Do smoke

Traveler, gamer, outdoors & sports enthusiasts

Have a full profile on Filipino Cupid, you can reach me better there. Honestly looking at profiles, a full profile is more interesting then a blank one. Also not interested in no pics / duplicates. Homeowner in the Pacific Northwest, I am sligh

Mario

42 • New York, New York, United States

Seeking: Female 24 - 30

Smoke: Do smoke

Good morning good morning good morning beautiful I

I'm a Godly I love my heavenly father I love me I love people are the make sure even happy this is my motto you treat me good I'll teach you even better I want somebody pretty so I can look over them take care of them be on the side of the road behin

Frank

65 • San Diego, California, United States

Seeking: Female 45 - 70

Smoke: Do smoke

There is always joy at the end of the tunnel.

I'm a well - educated, financially stable, fun -loving, energetic, caring, laving, compassionate, understanding, God fearing man. Lose my wife to childbirth, and trying to start all over again.. Own a business of my own deal on special piping materia

Marcelo

53 • Cleveland, Ohio, United States

Seeking: Female 28 - 45

Smoke: Do smoke

a 53-year-old man who values every day

I am passionate about travel and love sharing these experiences with people who share the same passions or have their own compelling stories. In my spare time, I love to travel and spend time in nature. I'm open to new adventures and love explorin

Galen

49 • Corpus Christi, Texas, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 47

Smoke: Do smoke

Looking for an asset. Don't ask me for money

I'm a tall, blue-eyed, and tattooed American gentleman. Im a very respectful and humble man. I'm easy going and simple. I'm not here to play games with anyone. I'm not here looking for a holiday girlfriend. I'm very serious in my search for a life long partner.

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