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Eternity
49 Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 53
Marital Status: Single
I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “
Martin
67 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 44
Marital Status: Single
I am a warm, considerate, loving man....intelligent, witty, I am a Tax Preparer for US citizens both in the USA and expats. My prior careers include Social Work and Organization Development and Change Facilitation. I love to read History and dance to reggae, the blues and 60's - 70's Rock and popular music. I also enjoy some classical but not Jazz. I like biking and walking and hiking, photography and making mobiles out of driftwood.I enjoy spending time with friends and am spiritually oriented. I go to synagogue regularly on a Friday evening to celebrate the Sabbath....and take part in other spiritual activities at times. I am not married though I have had 2 long term live together relationships of more than 7 years each; one in Germany and one in the USA, but not at the same time...LOL.. I was once engaged but she broke it off and left me heartbroken for a long time. I have no children that I know of. I really enjoy sharing the knowledge and skills which I have and have taught in a variety of settings. English as a second language, business English in Germany, business courses, and ad hoc History and Spirituality programs and processes, etc. I can never remember a joke , but I am a witty an humourous person. I also have my serious sensitive and vulnerable side. People enjoy talking with me because I listen very well and have learned that I have a lot more to learn by hearing what others have to say then by trying to dominate conversations with my own. I am a student of human dynamics and it fascinates me to see how we act as human beings. I love the sound of the ocean and a walk in the forest. Born and raised a city boy, I appreciate the country a whole lot better. I am very sensual and sexual and enjoy making love and touching. Though I am American and Jewish I am not a wealthy man, so if you are looking for a sugar daddy look elsewhere cause you will be disappointed in me. I might like to move to your country because it is less expensive to buy or build a house there. I am more a jeans and tee shirt kind of guy; but I own a suit and ties and nice shirts also...but I am more comfortable casually dressed. I like to travel and have lived abroad for 6 years, so I get used to cultural differences and respect them. And this to whom I am looking for: You are a woman of great passion,deep beauty inside and out, endless dreams and practical reality, caring and honest, trustworthy and generous of nature, wanting to have my back as I will have yours. I like to talk a lot and would like to have a partner who is conversant, but you may also be the type of woman who i her serene and deep way conveys what is important between us. It would be nice if you have a higher education, as I do, but you may also be a person with a lot of street smarts and innate wisdom. I hope you are very sensuous and have a high sex drive. You like to walk hand in hand quietly as well as converse in a meaningful, and sometimes humourous manner. I am attracted to women who are both shorter and up to a few inches taller than me. You are looking to build a relationship in which we compliment one another and therefore each become a more whole human being. I am not the greatest gourmond in the world so simple tasty food is all I desire/reqire...but if you are a great cook I would appreciate that too, with the caveat that I am fairly picky in my tastes, more than most people, a little quirky by most people's standards. If you wish to have children we will have them; don't get me wrong: I love children...it is just that by this time in my life being realistic it is not a deal breaker if I don't, but would be a bonus if I did. You are patient, good with money and a budget. Marty
Ozzie
40 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 40
Marital Status: Single
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Charles
39 Cherry Hill, New Jersey, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 45
Marital Status: Single

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