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Dave
60 Sedona, Arizona, United States
Seeking: Female 47 - 59
Drink: Do drink
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 ***NO CHILDREN AT HOME PLEASE*** I enjoy being outside hiking in the mountains of Utah and Colorado and especially the beautiful high desert plateaus surrounding Sedona, Arizona where I live. I have been content in my own company but still believe that life’s adventures would be better with a partner, best friend and lover with whom to share them. My plan is to visit Thailand for 2-3 months in early 2025 and retire there permanently within the following year. It is my intention to live in the Chiang Mai area so that I can still have my mountains and national parks nearby, but I also plan to escape during the burning season to Hua Hin or a similar coastal community. I am taking the first few cautious steps of exploring a potential partner here on this site. If you have children in the house we unfortunately are not a good match; I would like to be free to travel and explore with you. If your children are grown or live elsewhere it is something I can consider. I am looking for an attractive, age-appropriate life partner; I do prefer slightly younger women (because it helps to keep me young!) and physical fitness is important to me. Please keep all this in mind prior to messaging as neither one of us wishes to waste each other’s time! Please be sincere, honest and have all 5 current photos. Please also be somewhat realistic in your self-assessment. And if you think we are a good match, I look VERY forward to hearing from you!
Jon
52 Fort Collins, Colorado, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 44
Drink: Do drink
Eternity
49 Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 53
Drink: Do drink
I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “
Trae
59 North Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 49
Drink: Do drink
UPDATED PLEASE READ. I'm not a scammer or a scam! I'm a man that has wanted a special young lady for a very long time. I'm tired of being alone. I'm tired of having things with no one to share them with. I have a gorgeous home with no one to share it with. I'm very generous with what God has blessed me with. I'd never ever ask you for money. I have enough for the both of us. I just want to spoil you! if that's a crime I'm guilty as charged. but my belief is that everyday I should show my love, admiration, and appreciation for my lady! Everyday I want to win your heart, respect and love. I don't mean to be in a hurry but I know what and who I want very quickly and it's you! Age? should that matter when it comes to love? Should it? Or should what matter be how he treats you? Give us a chance. I won't disappoint you. My perfect match would be someone as imperfect as I am. A young lady that would be my best friend, as well as my soul mate and lover. Someone who would build me up when I needed it. Someone who will always have my best interests at heart. A faithful and true partner. Someone fun, full of life. Someone who will let me love her and will love me back. Most of all Someone I could live the rest of my life with. She most have a spiritual attitude and mind. I really don't have a favorite one. I like movies I have thousands in my movie collection. I'd love it! That would be awesome. I love different cultures especially Asian and Latin. I think we become more rounded, open minded and better people when we allow ourselves to fully embrace different cultures. Wow, I've all traveled over the states and the world. Japan, Africa, Greece, Germany, France, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Kosova, Mexico and others. I'd like very much to go to Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia, Italy, Columbia, Brazil and Cuba. My idea of a perfect romantic weekend, is being with that special young lady and us just having an awesome time. it doesn't matter if it's at a grocery store, mall, amusement park, on a beautiful beach , in a cabin up in the mountains. as long as we are together and enjoying each other! We could be home curled up in bed watching movies. Being with her makes it a romantic moment. Too many hobbies and interests to list. Besides it will be more fun to discover these kind of things by talking to and spending time with each other. I have all types of looks. I can look extremely sexy. I can go to a black tie event and be fine. I can go to a sports event and look even better. I can do all occasions. I can be a clown when I want to be. I really have a very good sense of humor. I actually was offered a job to do a 30 minute comedy show for our local radio station. I love meeting new people. My family and friends say I've never met a stranger in my life. I talk to anyone and everyone. I love to listen to most music I have thousands of songs in my music data base. So, I pretty much like everything. Metal, Techno not so much but can listen for a short time. I've tried for weeks now to fill out the personality portion and it keeps deleting it. so I added it here but I'd rather talk and let you anything you want to know. Trae

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