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Eternity
49 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 53
Body style: Large and Lovely
"A Fly girl - Boogie Boys"
I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “
Robert
68 • Pensacola, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 69
Body style: Large and Lovely
same a man The Italian Stallion
I adore the ladies and want to treat them like Queens. I have developed the secret to pleasing a woman. I call it Finding The G Spot. Now I know what your thinking but it actually goes way beyond the bedroom. I have made the mistakes in the past which is why I am lonely now. Never again! I am a romantic and being an Italian am a great lover!
DJ
61 • Salem, Oregon, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 54
Body style: Large and Lovely
I’m big & kind and God fearing man with lots love
I’m serous on this dating site only serous people Please I want to say!! life is to short to be serious all the time. I like to laugh and have fun with my future wife. I know you will enjoy my Company and we can take our journey together. I like seeing the smile on my future beautiful wife’s face every morning. Every day is a blessed day and we can achieve together. I am a romantic guy,, I like to take my beautiful wife out to dinner with a bundle of roses in hand. My favorite thing to do is spend time with my beautiful wife and listen to romantic music and dance the night away. I am a simple guy I love to relax at home watching movies with beautiful wife. I’m loyal, trustworthy, responsible, caring, affectionate loving man and will give my heart to my beautiful wife. I love to go on walks. I like to exercise and my goal is to lose 190 pound’s. I’ve lost 25 pound’s. My goil is to keep heathy. I would like someone who has the same goals to keep heathy. I hope future can cook heathy food for me. God bless have good day Just so you know if you don’t have two or more pictures or don’t have your profile filled out I will pass you up.
Raymond
54 • Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 49
Body style: Large and Lovely
Seeking good heart for marriage, no games please
I work as an IT consultant (work from my home). I have 2 dogs living with me. I visited Bangkok twice and Udon thani once in the past. I'm here to find wife that wants to go to US. If you want to work or go to school that's ok but you don't need it, I can support us both well. I own my house and my company. I am not a vacation guy. I am chubby outside but healthy inside with a good heart.
Barry
77 • Monroeville, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 39 - 59
Body style: Large and Lovely
Honest man seeks honest woman this is really me.
Older but hopefully wiser man is hoping to start another chapter in his life. Those who know me say I'm a good guy. Yes I'm 75 though I look much younger. Yes I have a disability but I am not a disability. I have help in my home for my personal needs
hi
59 • Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 45
Body style: Large and Lovely
Hi
I like sports, travel, reading, the arts, and movies. I like the beach - especially in the evenings. Reading on the beach or walking on the beach in the evening is something I enjoy a lot. Although I like traveling, I like staying at home too, and a comfortable, stimulating home is important to me.
Jack
53 • Columbus, Indiana, United States
Seeking: Female 40 - 55
Body style: Large and Lovely
A good Man who does not want more children
I have raised my son since he was 6 years old bymyself. He is 18 now and I feel that now it is time for me to continue with my life. I like to ride my motorcycle down roads I do not know just to see where they go. I am up for adventure and it woul
sweetheart
41 • Los Angeles, California, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
Body style: Large and Lovely
love me for who I am .. age doesn’t matter
i like to cook and i like to go to the beach with my baby love to hug you and kiss you all the time .. I like to to the dance… I like to see movies in me flex or I like to go to the teatro i like to eat outside the age doesn’t matter to me just love me
yarky
56 • Martinez, Georgia, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 60
Body style: Large and Lovely
“Every life is worth living.”
Hello. I spent most of my life taking care of my mother. She passed 2 years ago and I’m ready to start dating and creating my happiness with someone. I love to cook and bake. I enjoy going to the movies, taking walks since I’ve recently started focus
Cody
49 • Ocala, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 38
Body style: Large and Lovely
Hello, this area is under construction, please be patient. also I do not have the paid subscription at this time, looking into it, and will take care of it in a bit. I would like to thank you all for all of the attention, it is really nice, I am al
John
66 • Yuba, California, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 54
Body style: Large and Lovely
California Boy
Im living up in the mountains on a pretty piece of property. Im building a home & garden. Im retired and live off my pension + side jobs.
Manny
60 • Hialeah, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 23 - 40
Body style: Large and Lovely
El cielo es el límite.
Cariñoso y buen cocinero.
Shane
47 • Pueblo, Colorado, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 50
Body style: Large and Lovely
Hello
Like anything outdoors. Hunting, fishing, camping, walk in the park . Looking for spouse, not scams
Andrew
29 • Banning, California, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 36
Body style: Large and Lovely
I can’t wait to get to know you 🥰
I’m a fun outgoing person who likes adventure and getting to know new people. I love learning customs and cultures from around the world! I enjoy life to the fullest and can’t wait to explore all this world has to offer!
jose
64 • Newark, New Jersey, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Body style: Large and Lovely
professional technical support
just simply generous very loving gentleman , who will make you happy for the rest of your your life life.
Rick
41 • Houston, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
Body style: Large and Lovely
Hi, I'm new to all this but would like to meet
Brandon
33 • Gilbert, Arizona, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 34
Body style: Large and Lovely
American man looking for a LTR with my soul mate!
I have a passion for learning how to cook new things and exploring the world. I am a dog dad to a beautiful Labrador named Pearl. I'm seeing whos out there on this app, hopefully finding a long term relationship. I will be in Thailand starting April
Jonathon
37 • Lake Jackson, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
Body style: Large and Lovely
Looking for my wife?!
I'm in my 30's. and won't someone to spend the rest of my life with. If that is you? please message me.
Darryl
57 • Bowie, Maryland, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 50
Body style: Large and Lovely
El Pesado
Trabajadora sin tiempo para insincera
Kevin
61 • Port Saint Lucie, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 50
Body style: Large and Lovely
Looking for friends with benefits
Gentle happy 😃 easygoing man
Scott
70 • Rochester, Minnesota, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 53
Body style: Large and Lovely
True Love is a togetherness with unmatchable power
Passionate understanding loyal imaginative and cuddly caring
Nick
54 • Rockford, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 36 - 56
Body style: Large and Lovely
Searching For a Wife! Are You Her?
Born Again Christian, Navy Veteran, PTSD (which makes me a home body and introvert). I like music, movies, animals (especially dogs, not reptiles or cats).
John
57 • Los Angeles, California, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 55
Body style: Large and Lovely
Looking for someone to chat.
I’m an easygoing free spirit. I believe in fairness and honesty.
Arick
38 • Fresno, California, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 30
Body style: Large and Lovely
Paul
53 • Columbia, Missouri, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 29
Body style: Large and Lovely
Looking for my last relationship
I am a hard working American, I am by no means rich, but I live a comfortable lifestyle. I am seeking someone that I can spend the rest of my days with.
Richard
57 • Eugene, Oregon, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 48
Body style: Large and Lovely
Looking for lifetime
I am a honest loyal respectful hopeless romantic person who works hard for his lady.
Ron
51 • Orlando, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Body style: Large and Lovely
Searching for Happiness
I’m easy going, I have a good sense of humor, I’m very kind and respectful, I’m very honest and very caring.
dave
61 • Los Angeles, California, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 41
Body style: Large and Lovely
looking for my last romans
Out going, family values, travel, find new adventures, so much more.
Calvin
71 • East Lansing, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 36 - 56
Body style: Large and Lovely
I’m an old man looking for a special woman who can
New at this and am not going to pay for it.
Jakeb
30 • Vancouver, Washington, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 37
Body style: Large and Lovely
Hello everyone!
I will be visiting a Phuket soon
Richard
62 • Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Seeking: Female 40 - 51
Body style: Large and Lovely
I have old fashioned values. Looking for similar.
I love many outdoor activities like 4-wheeling, camping, cook outs.
J
51 • Mankato, Minnesota, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 44
Body style: Large and Lovely
Any traditional women out here
Caring, protective, loving, self employed
Dennis
66 • Redding, California, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 42
Body style: Large and Lovely
Love up-country living, garden, camping, fishing.
I work as a Nurse. I love all things out-doors in nature.
ROBERT
62 • Fair Lawn, New Jersey, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 36
Body style: Large and Lovely
BigBear - but friendly
I am 6 foot 4 in tall, heavy set but working on it. No children. I love music, the outdoors, walks on the beach with that someone special. Are you that one?
Mario
42 • San Marcos, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 42
Body style: Large and Lovely
Looking to meet new people
Easy going

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